spinge chronicals 7
by I have gcc

released november 16th, 2021



a strange noise is emmited from the spinge mountains
Soup: huh whats this?
Spoon 2: oh nooo. OH NOOOO
Soup: W-
CRASHH
Spoon: RUNNNNN THE CRINGE VOLCANOS ARE ERRUPTING
Soup: CRINGE VOLCANOS? ERUPTING WITH WHAT?
Spoon: IDK, CRINGE?

spoon and soup start running, they find the secret spinge escape which is burried far underneath the depths of the EGG SEEDS fields, they find a spinge portal that transfers them to the real world, the spinge portal can only be activated when there is an overflow of spingeyness in the spinge realm....
in the back of spoons mind he knew... he knew the spinge realm had gone corrupt

Spoon and soup are now in the real world, they are relieved, they decide to go out for some lunch...




RECAP: SPOON 2 FUCKINNG KILLED HIMSELF, AND THEN SOUP DID TOO!!! OMG 😂 ANWAY SPOUP RAN OUTSIDE TO FIND SPIGNE DEPARTMENT BECAUE HIS WHOLE FAMILY GOT S P I N GEED XD. HE CAME ACROSS A MAN, A GNOME INFACT, OLD SPINGE OFFICER AND HE TOOK CARE OF THE SITUATION, GNOME ADOPPTED SPOUP

7:AM ALARM CLOCK RINGIRGNRGIRGNRGIN
Spoup: AHHHHH
Gnome: Morning spoup! Time for highschool!

Today was the first day at spinge academy, the highschool of the local area, spoup was excited and ready to make some new freinds.

gnome turns key to car car: BZTTTTT

Gnome: FUCK why isnt it working this goddamn engine... Ive been using this old thing since the spinge incident
Spoup: the spinge incident huh? you never told me much about that...
Gnome: yeah its a long story best we not talk about it
Spoup: no please i really need to know...
Gnome: sigh fine, basically, your mother and father were under egg seeds and bagels bed, they were nice folks.... bagel found the spoons and soup under there, he wasnt too fond of spoons... eventually one thing led to another, as a spinge investigator, me and my buddy packtrick were called to see what was up, there it happened, everything went white, the whole house went kaboom... i uh i dont really remember what happened to your mother an-and your father, oh his brother too, it seems like they'd just disappeared... That night egg seeds passed away, it was quite tragic... me and my buddy packtrick went home that night with a feeling of strong regret, we had failed our job... bagel now lives in an old retirement home, well he did, i-i actually dont know what happend to him, i hope he's alright... sorry spoup, i really didnt want to tell you this...

Spoup: No its okay, i-i just remember my mother mentioning it, she would never tell me, i just wanted to know...
Gnome: yes its very fine

In the back of gnomes mind he could feel a shaking sensation of remorsefulness and shame, he knew he was hiding the existence of the SPINGE REALM he knew that eventually spoup might find out.... however it had gone corrupt, the spingeyness had overflowed, balance must be restored, but how?

Gnome: alrighty lets give this thing a spin one last time.
car: bzt..... bzrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Gnome: YEAHH WE GOT IT!
Spoup:whoo hoo!! Alright!
Gnome: Off to school we go

GNOME AND SPOUP DROVE TO SCHOOL, SPOUPS FIRST DAY OF HIGHSCHOOL WILL BEGIN, NOW, WHAT WILL HAPPEN THEN WE"LL SEE ON THE SPING ECRHONICALS 8