The Plan

As a struggling independent business, we here at those tools inc want to grow our company to INSANE LEVELS. WE MUST HAVE OMNIPRESENCE AND FULL CONTROL OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD so we came up with this plan on how to achieve that:

Step Won: Insert microchips into spoons that teleport people to mars

Step rTwo: Insert microchipped spoons into the local dump

Sep Three: Wait for people to take the spoons into their houses

Step Four: Ransack the homes of people that have been teleported to mars and take all of their spoons, insert more microchips into more spoons rinse and repeat

So after that everyone in the whole world should be teleported to mars,. and um, yeah then we can um just assume power over the entire world,so also um so we can build these spoons pls donate to this link: <a href=""></a>